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I ate mushrooms off the lawn when I was five. I had just started kindergarden and our teacher was being transfered to another school.
He looked like Mr. Dress Up.
I had to be kept overnight in the hospital and consequently missed the goodbye party. The girl sharing my room cried loudly all night long. I watched The Flintstones in the play room the following afternoon while a bedridden kid had their temperature taken rectally.
There were green peas on my lunch tray.
I'm positive I ate mushrooms off the lawn PRIOR to this incident. And I definitely had to withhold from eating mushrooms off the lawn for years afterward.
Upon returning to school the following Monday I had a new teacher and a new classroom.
Throughout my life people have speculated that this is why I have abnormally large pupils.