[Crushing empty water bottle against my stomach]
Ahhh! Help! What are you doing?
See how I crushed it against my stomach? Because I'm hard as rock. From that one time I went running.
Abs of steel platinum.
Huh? I don't get it.
It's real. They really say that.
Abs of brass nickle.
That's the cheap version.
Abs of plastic celluloid.
Abs of brittle bake-a-lite. Like those old time movie stars. You don't see Carey Grant with no abs of steel platinum.