Me: Look at us. You have a cellphone, I have a cellphone. I walk all blah-blah-blah on mine with a fucking headset like some kind of headset-wearing, cellphone-talking, asshole.
Him: Techincally mine has a headset too.
Me: We're disgusting.
Him: I hate us.
I do love the stupid headset though. Makes me feel like I'm in an infommercial. Operaters are standing by right now to take your order!