I am currently deep inside what can only be described as the greatest marathon of my life. I am at the computer literally every waking moment of the day with the exception of feeble attempts at basic hygeine and feeding myself and the cat.

I have finally figured out what it is that I need in times like these -- a TV mom! Cause who the hell else is more subserviant and self-sacrificing than a TV mom? Imagine it. I can just keep plugging away while TV mom brings healthy meals and freshly brewed tea or cappuccinos right to my desk. Plus TV mom could wash my clothes, clean up my mess of papers, books, and Pantone Guides, give me hugs when I'm freaking out and just basically hold my shit together for me until I finish and can take my life back.