The raccoons got my entire blue jade corn crop. They destroyed the plants as well ensuring that there will be no blue corn this year. Bitches! I actually shed a few tears over the loss. Heartbreaking. Although perhaps not as heartbreaking as all the human fuckers who have trampled and destroyed entire sections of my garden this year. I curse you! Find somewhere else to take a late-night-stumbling-drunk-pee.

In one night of mayhem the raccoons also ate my burgundy okra (thankfully the plants are fine and new okras are forming) and some unripe tomatoes. But they didn't get my tomatillos. Ha! Here's a bowl full.