I'm really not patriotic in the rah, rah, rah sense of the word. Like I wouldn't drive down the street hanging out of the sunroof with a giant flag, or paint my face red and white with a maple leaf. But with all this shit that's been happening in the States and now that that fucker Stephen Harper didn't get in as Prime Minister, and Mike Harris is no longer the Premier of Ontario and that fucking idiot Mel Lastman is no longer mayor of Toronto I can say that I'm a whole lot happier I stayed in Canada.

Canada: Slightly less fucked up then a whole lot of other places and perhaps slightly less fucked then yesterday.

Happy Canada Day!